Week 11: The eternal question!

The chicken crossed the road because... because... because... I really don't know. My highly developed brain is too logical for such questions. I end up over thinking things like this and then get extremely frustrated because I can't think of an answer that makes sense. Maybe there is no answer. Maybe the chicken crossed the road just because he wanted to. Or maybe the chicken crossed the road to visit the graves of all the dead chickens that crossed the road before him. But on another note, a better question would be, "Why did the cactus cross the road?" (It was stuck to the chicken's back.)