From the turkey's point of view:
Humans! Don't even get me started on humans! First they kill us, then they pull off all our feathers and stuff a bunch of bread and vegetables in us like a bunch of psychos, and then the throw us in a deep fryer. Like, are we dead enough yet? I think this year should be different! Turkeykind shall rise up and defy the humans! We will take back our freedom and return to the wild! Or, better yet, we could overthrow the humans and take control of their society in a turkey takeover! This year shall be the year we are finally free of humans!
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